Dr. Huge's column - Funny stuff
| Dr. Hassan Umberto Garcia Esposito - or as people call him Dr. Huge shows us his own unique way of the things that really do matter in life. |
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What is the best party recipe? It's very simple - huge amounts of alcohol, dozens of pretty girls who can't stand it, and of course healthy sexual appetite. The upper rule does not apply to married ones.
To us married ones two beers and a quiet Fox Sports evening it's probably best party we can hope to.
It's very strange irony. When you're single-basic idea of good party is girls, plenty of girls, and when you're married you just want to get away from one of them and enjoy in peace.
See the difference: before - many women-yes to them all, later-just one woman, no to her.
Only solid thing is an alcohol, it always comes handy, whether you're single or not. It helps even your wife's appearance, one glass means approx. one year younger look, but anyway do not exaggerate too much, taking 10 years of her is quite satisfying.
But hey don't think marriage always sucks. It has a few bright spots; I just can't think of them right now.
Now I know why Cher sings "If only I can turn back time", it’s not only because 10 pounds less plastic on her. Shit I'm really getting old. |
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